EASTER JOKES

 

On the lighter fluffier side of things, here are a few Easter laughs.

 

JOKE #1
One Easter, a father was teaching his son to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road. Slamming on the brakes, the son said, "I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny." His father replied, "It's okay son—you missed it by a hare."
 
 
JOKE #2
Q> How do you make Easter easier?
A> Replace the "t" with an "i"
 
 
JOKE #3
Q> What comes at the end of Easter?
A> The letter "r"
 
 
JOKE #4
Therapist: What's been up lately?
Chocolate bunny: I don't know Doc, I just feel so hollow inside.
 
 
JOKE #5
Q> What kind of jewellery does the Easter Bunny wear?
A> 14 Carrot Gold.
 
 
JOKE #6
Q> What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
A> He was eggspelled!
 
 
JOKE #7
Q> How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
A> Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics
 
 
JOKE #8
Q> Why did the Easter Bunny wear a hat?
A> Because he was having a bad hare day.
 
 
JOKE #9
Q> What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of music?
A> Hip Hop
  
 
JOKE #10
Q> Why was the Easter Bunny arrested?
A> For hare-assment
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